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Datawhore Studio News: Helvetica

You know, Helvetica is slowly taking over, Sean Connery started it after he spoke with the aliens from planet Weeble. He was later introduced to Mr. Daniels and at that moment they began[ Helvetica ] an intergalactic peace treaty, Daniels traded in his bodliy fluids to learn the ways of Helvetica, thus becomeing the Dark Lord. Now, go out, and speak to Sean Connery if you wish to live. He is your only hope of survival.

Wait, now you think its just a big joke, but watch [ wtf? ]your children as they suffer doing DTP after DTP in 12 pica helvetica font, as teh radiation on the screen melts their minds and makes them walking zombies
for the armies of Helvetica. For the love of god think of the children, if not for the children then do it for Sean Connery. Praise him, and all your problems will be solved, you children will be free, and DTP-20 willl reign no more.

-ShadowEGS

25 Jun 2008 by ShadowEGS

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